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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Save the planet! Fugg that, save us!

So I watch this video that someone posted to Facebook and besides being fugging hilarious, it made me think. Yes, yes I know! That is a dangerous thing and I do try and avoid it as much as possible, but sometimes I can't help it. He was going on and on in a very comedic way about Climate Change. (I am not going to go into my own views on Climate Change and Man's place in it. If you don't know it by now, you haven't been paying attention.) However, the punchline of his tirade is something that I have been saying all along and should be everyone's attitude.
There are basically 4 arguments over Climate Change (Note: The official title used to be global warming, but since recent calculations show the original estimates for global warming were inaccurate, the official title has been altered to Climate Change. I personally feel it is a better title anyways since there is a lot more to it all then things just getting hotter.)
Argument #1 is that it is all a bunch of hokum, bull shift, nerd nuggets. The climate isn't changing in any dramatic fashion and things are all hunky dorry. Argument #2 is “Well okay maybe the climate is changing and things might be getting worse, but it has absolutely nothing to do with humans living on the planet. Argument #3 is “Well okay maybe the climate is changing and humans might have had a teensy bit to do with it but not a lot.” Argument #4 is “OH CRAP WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE AND IT IS ALL OUR FAULT!” (Last one loosely paraphrased.)
Lately the majority of people seem to be leaning towards #3 with many still in the #1 section. The comedian argued and I agree that it really doesn't matter what number the truth lies in. Let's assume for a second that #2,3,4 are completely wrong. Solar flares passing through the atmosphere of planet Neribu are temporarily making things a little wonky on the Earth and things will return to what we jokingly call normal. In the end, it doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong.
Even if it is all a hoax. Some bunkum scammed up by the evil Solar/Wind Power Illuminati to make us give up our Hummer12s and ride bicycles everywhere we go. A plot by Al Gore to become Emperor of the Moon. (Futurama for the uninitiated, the show with more cameos than all other shows combined.) Heck it could just be a massive case of someone misplacing a decimal point. Even if all of the above it true, it doesn't matter.
Every single hour of every single day we pump out massive amounts of waste into our world. We dump poisonous chemicals into our streams and rivers. We release millions of metric tons of pollution into our atmosphere every year. We clear cut more and more rain forest and drain more and more of our wetlands every year. (As a note here, the US total acreage of Wetlands has dropped nearly 52% because of man's interference.) Every day we heap massive amounts of abuse on the only world we have to live on and most people expect things to be okay.
That is all because of us, Folks. 
Look at the picture and ponder this. Our marine mammals have dangerously high levels of heavy metals in their bodies from decades of dumping batteries and film developer into the oceans. Our food fish (Tuna, Salmon, Haddock) have dangerous levels of Mercury and other toxins in them. There are massive areas of the oceans which are literally barren of all life and oxygen because of pesticides, insecticides and other toxins we wash into our water supplies. There are literally islands of trash where tons of the crap we dumped into the oceans collects. We are turning our world into a massive cesspool and we are going to have to live in it.
Now I have heard all of the arguments, some rational and some completely around the bend. People argue, “Why should we do anything when countries like India and China are doing a hundred times worse?” They say, “Cleaning all of this up and using cleaner resources is too expensive now. We need to wait till it is cheaper.” and the arguments go on and on and on and on.
Let's take the two I listed in reverse order. The simple fact is that it will always be cheaper (Well till we run out of oil, coal and natural gas which BTW is not that far in the future.) to be dirty than it is to be clean. Blowing up mountain tops for coal will always be cheaper than finding an efficient wind turbine. Clean will never be more cost efficient than dirty. If we wait till it becomes cost efficient to be cleaner, we will be waiting forever or at least till we run out of petroleum sources and by then it will be too late.
The first argument always strikes me as exceedingly childish. Its like the world is a bunch of two year olds and America is screaming, “But Johnny didn't clean up his room and wipe his butt, so I shouldn't have to either!” We cannot control what other countries do. We never have (Though God knows we try) and we never will. (Well until Barack Obama's Genetically Engineered Army of Elite Tyrannosaurus Rex take over the world and I for one welcome the coming of our Lizard Overlords.) Yes, other countries are much worse culprits than us when it comes to pollution, but that doesn't excuse our responsibilities. We still need to cut back on Green House Gas Emmisions. We still need to stop dumping hundreds of thousands of gallons of toxins into our water systems. We need to clean up our act IF for no other reason than when the Alpaclypse finally comes, we can stand proud and yell “Neener Neener Neener!”
What it boils down to is extremely simple. Whether you are a believer or a denier or somewhere in between, Earth is the only home we have right now and she is incredibly finite and fragile. If we still want to have a glorious and beautiful home to leave to future generations where they can eat the fish and breath the air without fear, we need to start working on it right now. Every little bit helps. Recycle your aluminum, plastic and papers. Walk instead of drive when you can. Compost your veggies and use the results to make the world a little greener. We only have one planet to live on and it is high time we started treating her right.
End of Rant

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