We aren't Perverts, we work for the government or Mommy that man is staring at me,

OK Becky, before you go potty lift your skirt and assume the position.

Line up and drop yer drawers!

 So let's get one thing straight, people who are screaming about “Trans Perverts in the restrooms” are suggesting that anyone who wants to use a restroom must be inspected to ensure that their potty parts match the gender they claim to be. They want to make sure the parts match the sign on the door. Several states have passed laws that basically require that someone in a position of power inspect and certify that people are going poop in a biologically appropriate bathroom.

Now, before the snark and insults begin, let me state that I am 67% sure that the vast majority of these “inspection” ideas do truly mean checking out the person's ID to make sure that even though the person claims to be Janet, she is actually physically a James. This in no way defends these moronic laws, but I am just trying to say that maybe not all of the people designing these laws are a bunch of sick, perverted individuals with an obsession for excretion and urination. Anywho, moving on.

Gender Police

So, since one state has actually offered a sizable reward for anybody who catches a Transgender individual violating the sanctity of their potties (Yes that is right, the state is offering a reward for anyone who spies on another person in the bathroom. Nah that's not perverted at all.), lets just focus on the idea that people want to be able to physically verify whether or not a person is an Innie or an Outtie. (Think about it, you'll get it in a second then catch up with the rest of us.) They want the right to check your kids undies to make sure they aren't Trans.

Now focus on that for a second. The proponents of these bigoted laws scream to the high heavens that they are doing everything in their power to protect their children and wives from perverts and rapists. They weep openly that their precious little lambs might see a guy's junk while they are going potty and be scarred for life. They claim they want to keep that sort of trauma from harming their children. So if this is true (It ain't but work with me on this one), WTH (That's Why The Heck BTW, I'm not allowed to curse anymore. Sigh, there goes 20% of my vocabulary.) are these same people okay with total strangers checking to see what is inside of their kids panties?

Let me toss this scenario out for you. Your little girl is on a field trip to the Creation Museum to watch the video about how the dinosaurs missed the boat when the unicorns kept them up late the night before. She suddenly wishes that she hadn't drank three 20 oz sodas on the way there and desperately needs to go the potty. One of the teachers escorts her to the restroom, but before she can go inside a uniformed man says, “Wait, you look like a little boy. We are going to have to check to make sure you are actually a girl. Sorry it is the law.” That night, she gets home and tells you how she had to drop her panties in front of this stranger just to prove that she was a girl. How peeved (Sorry no cursing) would you be. If the answer isn't “I'm gonna get a bat and find that man and beat his head in” you are probably a bad parent. Actually forget the probably part of that sentence.

Now I hear what you are screaming and yes, I admit that is a pretty extreme and fairly (at this time) unlikely scenario. However, reality is just as frightening. At least two VERIFIED cases have occurred since Bigots started fanning the Trans/Perverts flames of hate where Cis Gender Women were confronted by people because they were trying to use the potty and someone (Male of course) thought they looked too masculine to be women and forced them to leave. In one case, the woman was literally dragged from the restroom by her shirt and bra straps by a MALE security guard who followed her into the restroom. Yes, you read that right a Male security guard followed a woman into a bathroom. Scary huh?

The hysteria being generated by the Right over Trans individuals using the bathroom of the sex they identify with is rapidly reaching the paranoia and fear levels of the Salem Witch Hunts. If something is done to stop them, people will wind up getting hurt. Someone will decided that your daughter or wife doesn't look enough like a girl and assault them because they have been brainwashed into thinking that “OMG (That one actually stands for Oh My God) that pervert is gonna hurt somebody!” When this happens, the only people to blame for the injuries and perhaps even deaths will be the people who passed the bigoted laws in the first place and the people who bought into all the lies and fear.

End of Rant.