Okay
so here's my idea. Get ready because it is a DOOZY! With all of
these oh so bigoted states passing oh so bigoted laws targeting
Transgender people and all of the uproar being generated by even more
bigots about how they need to keep their loved ones save so people
should only use the bathroom associated with their birth sex, I have
been giving it a lot of thought and I seriously don't think these
people understand exactly what they are asking for. So I think we
need to show them exactly what sort of magical paradise they will be
living in if Trans are forced to use the bathrooms of their birth
gender.
So
here is my idea. All of the Transgender individuals out there, all
of you need to make road trips down to all of the States where Birth
Bathroom laws have been passed, and do exactly what the law says you
have to do. Yup, that's right. All of the Trans Males need to go
use the lady type bathrooms and all of the Trans Females need to go
use the guy type bathrooms.
Wazzat
you say? How will that cause an uproar? Well, it is simple.
Imagine you are a Middle Aged Christian Lady delicately powdering
your nose and in walks a tall, muscular man with a nice stache and
five oclock shadow. He smiles at you and proceeds to stand next to
you and wash his hands. You, of course, will scream in terror and
race out of the room trying to find a cop. Problem is, that guy is
actually biologically a women and by the laws of your state, He is
doing exactly what he is supposed to do.
So,
come on America (and any one from any of the 8 or 9 nations that read
this blog)! Plan your next road trip around visiting all of the
states passing these bigoted laws and visit bathrooms in every single
one of them. Put on your prettiest sundress and pay a visit to the
guy room. Pull on your tightest muscle shirt to show off your hairy
chest and visit the girl room. Just make to keep your ID and birth
certificates ready when all of the shouting starts. When they start
yelling at you, just say, “Hey this is what you asked for.”
COME ON PEOPLE, ITS POTTY OR BUST!
(As an end note here, let me say with all joking aside, be careful.
There are hateful people out there who think they have the right to
beat up and even kill LGBT members just because they don't approve of
them. As this hysteria is turned up higher and higher, I fear that
we will be seeing a lot more cases of Transgender assault and murder.
So fight this crap with all of your power and stand up for your
rights. Just keep yourselves safe as you can while you do it. We
need heroes, not martyrs.)
End of Rant
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