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Thursday, April 28, 2016

THE GREAT 2016 POTTY BREAK! or Hey you made the laws, so deal with it.

Okay so here's my idea. Get ready because it is a DOOZY! With all of these oh so bigoted states passing oh so bigoted laws targeting Transgender people and all of the uproar being generated by even more bigots about how they need to keep their loved ones save so people should only use the bathroom associated with their birth sex, I have been giving it a lot of thought and I seriously don't think these people understand exactly what they are asking for. So I think we need to show them exactly what sort of magical paradise they will be living in if Trans are forced to use the bathrooms of their birth gender.
So here is my idea. All of the Transgender individuals out there, all of you need to make road trips down to all of the States where Birth Bathroom laws have been passed, and do exactly what the law says you have to do. Yup, that's right. All of the Trans Males need to go use the lady type bathrooms and all of the Trans Females need to go use the guy type bathrooms.
Wazzat you say? How will that cause an uproar? Well, it is simple. Imagine you are a Middle Aged Christian Lady delicately powdering your nose and in walks a tall, muscular man with a nice stache and five oclock shadow. He smiles at you and proceeds to stand next to you and wash his hands. You, of course, will scream in terror and race out of the room trying to find a cop. Problem is, that guy is actually biologically a women and by the laws of your state, He is doing exactly what he is supposed to do.
So, come on America (and any one from any of the 8 or 9 nations that read this blog)! Plan your next road trip around visiting all of the states passing these bigoted laws and visit bathrooms in every single one of them. Put on your prettiest sundress and pay a visit to the guy room. Pull on your tightest muscle shirt to show off your hairy chest and visit the girl room. Just make to keep your ID and birth certificates ready when all of the shouting starts. When they start yelling at you, just say, “Hey this is what you asked for.”
COME ON PEOPLE, ITS POTTY OR BUST!
(As an end note here, let me say with all joking aside, be careful. There are hateful people out there who think they have the right to beat up and even kill LGBT members just because they don't approve of them. As this hysteria is turned up higher and higher, I fear that we will be seeing a lot more cases of Transgender assault and murder. So fight this crap with all of your power and stand up for your rights. Just keep yourselves safe as you can while you do it. We need heroes, not martyrs.)

End of Rant

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