This message is brought to you by the “Get a Grip on Reality
Society.”
To all of the people out there who truly believe or at least wonder
if 9/11 was some secret plot by the US government. To all of people
who think that Sandy Hook was some massive hoax created by the
Democrats to have an excuse to take away all our guns. To the many
people out there who think that the Boston Marathon Bombing was done
by security forces in order to further their plans of imposing
martial law. To everyone who is convinced that the US Government is
secretly using bug drones to implant RFID chips under our skin so
they can track us where ever we go. To everyone who is sure that
Barack Obama is a closet Muslim Hell bent on installing Sharia law in
the US. Essentially to pretty much everyone who really believes that
their ordinary little lives are even remotely interesting enough to
warrant attention. This message is for you. Please stand by.
You're Wrong!
Thank you for your
time and we now return you to your regularly scheduled programs.
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